I just found this picture in my gallery. A few weeks ago my eye decided too swell up. My parents were at a concert at the time. I didn’t know what to do so I tried calling my mom. I called her at least three times but she didn’t answer. So I gave up and took this picture so when my parents got home they could see just how much I was suffering. #overdramatic #allergies #random

I just found this picture in my gallery. A few weeks ago my eye decided too swell up. My parents were at a concert at the time. I didn’t know what to do so I tried calling my mom. I called her at least three times but she didn’t answer. So I gave up and took this picture so when my parents got home they could see just how much I was suffering. #overdramatic #allergies #random

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

shitskittles:

“but being gay isn’t natural!” congratulations. you figured it out. you see there is a laboratory deep within the bowels of the earth that produces millions of artificial gay people every day. you did it. you have discovered our plan for world domination

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